It is Official.

I am old.

Here is the mounting evidence that is pointing me to this conclusion:

• I don't like to drive at night
• When I get out of my neighborhood, I don't know whether to turn left or right because I all the sudden have no idea where it is I am supposed to be heading
• Coffee gets more and more appealing
• Coffee is appealing at all times of the day
• I call my kids every name but their own
• I like to eat dinner at 5 pm
• My short term and long term memory is suffering
• I think it is, I can't really remember
• Nothing sounds tastier than a pot of brown beans and a chunk of cornbread
• While perusing the aisles of Target, I almost bought a "brain workbook"...trying to get back all that my brain was once capable of
• The hours, days, months, and years are really starting to fly by
• I can't remember what month we are in, let alone the day it is
• Gaither shows sometimes make an appearance on Saturday nights
• Comfortable flats are more appealing than stilettos
• I'm learning to say no to what I hate to do
• And not letting that "no" affect me so much
• I like to go to bed early
• My natural silver highlights are taking over

I think the evidence is unmistakable, don't you?