When I first laid eyes on you, I knew you were the one for me
I first saw you on the website of Spiegel, so cheery and free.
You, hot pink and magenta in hue,
With a full skirt to keep larger things out of view.
The price was even the right sum,
Only $15 for the top and $15 for the bottom.
Where else can you find a gorgeous suit for so cheap?
Eric was going to kiss me and leap.
And then you arrived, a joyful day it was being,
Until I tried you on and you smiled back at me, jeering.
The bottom wasn't high enough to cover the muffin top,
The top made me look like Dolly, squeezing things into a lop.
Oh, the love in my heart soon grew cold,
The thought of paying to send you back was enough to make me old.
Off to another store or website, I shall goes,
Til I find a suit worthy of my horrible prose.
8 comments:
Too, too funny!
Ooh, I hate shopping for bathing suits! At least you made the best of it by writing a poem. :-)
that was great. don't we all hate swimsuit season......thanks for the laugh.
Ohhhh... too funny! You're quite the writer. I have a few things that don't fit me, maybe you can write me some poems to post:) It was a really cute suit:(
So sad for you about the swimsuit! I hate when a potentially great suit goes terribly wrong! I had a swimsuit issue too this season...found the perfect suit...love it...really love it...first one in 4 years...wore it on vacation in a hotel pool...every ounce of beautiful color faded from suit! So sad! At least I could rest easy about not catching any funky disease in the pool.
that is the FUNNIEST thing ever. uh-hmmmm, the poem, not the mean pink suit!
natalie went to dillards and found a really cute suit. free shipping and all. it was cash and carry i believe :).
How Funny!! That is a cute suit though. I usually have the same experience with suits, they are all cute until they go on my bod :(
enjoyed the poem, very catchy!
bless your heart...i am feeling ya! love the poem...too cute. swimsuit shopping always makes me wish i could design and sew my own! hmmm...coutour (sp?) swimsuit...somehow i don't think darling chad would go for that one!
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